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Cannibal Forever Apron | Cooking with Chianti
Cannibal Forever Apron | Cooking with Chianti
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• Durable fabric with adjustable neck strap
• Protects you from splatters, sauces, or sinister glances
• Not recommended for actual cannibalism
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable straps
• Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Orders typically ship within 7–10 days after being placed. This includes production and handling. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Shipping Rates: Orders under $30 ship for $5.95. Orders $30–$54.99 ship for $7.95. Orders $55+ ship free.
All sales are final. We do not accept returns for size, color, or change of mind.
We'll replace or refund only if:
- The print is incorrect or defective
- You received the wrong item or size
- The item arrives damaged or flawed
If we make a mistake, we’ll make it right—no hoops.
Heads up: We’re not able to replace lost or stolen packages. Please double-check your shipping details at checkout to avoid any issues. 😊 We want you to be happy with what you ordered.
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