• Teddy Bear – Plumber Assassin Red Mercenary Tee
  • Teddy Bear – Plumber Assassin Red Mercenary Tee
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Teddy Bear – Plumber Assassin Red Mercenary Tee

Teddy Bear – Plumber Assassin Red Mercenary Tee

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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This isn’t your average cuddle companion. Our ultra-soft teddy bear comes geared up in a Plumber Assassin Red Mercenary tee—a cheeky mashup of your favorite mustachioed hero and wisecracking antihero. Equal parts adorable and dangerously cool, it’s the perfect gift for fans of chaos, cuddles, and chibi-style mayhem. Whether you’re decorating a shelf or snuggling on the couch, this bear’s got maximum geek appeal.

Teddy:
• Made from polyester fiber
• Filled with PE/PVC pellets
• Weight: 9.21 oz. (0.26 kg)
• Measures 9.5″ (24.13 cm) sitting down
• One-size

T-shirt:
• 100% polyester

Blank product sourced from China, printed in the US.

Disclaimer: This product is not suitable for children under 3 years of age.

Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shipping & Returns

Orders typically ship within 7–10 days after being placed. This includes production and handling. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Shipping Rates: Orders under $30 ship for $5.95. Orders $30–$54.99 ship for $7.95. Orders $55+ ship free.

All sales are final. We do not accept returns for size, color, or change of mind.

We'll replace or refund only if:

  • The print is incorrect or defective
  • You received the wrong item or size
  • The item arrives damaged or flawed

If we make a mistake, we’ll make it right—no hoops.

Heads up: We’re not able to replace lost or stolen packages. Please double-check your shipping details at checkout to avoid any issues. 😊 We want you to be happy with what you ordered.

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Disclaimer: Our designs are a parody and fan-made work. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by the original creators or copyright holders.